To bungle some Edgar Allan Poe:
THE thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as I best could, but when he [kicked my server's plug out of the wall], I vowed revenge.
Alas! So much for my 160 days of uptime. At least Jordan is a nice and helpful server poking utility (note: his pokes resurrected the server, not killed). And I haven't had any of Rackspace's copious problems. Yep — your parents' garage is definitely the best place to host a website.